Bill Ackman is the Hottest Man on the Street

Fuck Jamie Dimon, David Solomon (man looks like Lex Luthor fucked a ballsack) and James Gorman (he's pretty hot though).

Bill Ackman has the body and face I aspire to have when I'm in my late 50s. Those eyes of sapphire, symmetrical and striking yet subtle eyebrows, taut cheeks that outline his facial structure yet retains the plumpness of youth. And that 5 o'clock shadow breaks up the empty palette that is his skin.

Plus he's basically modern day Gekko disguised as an activist investor so there's that.

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You're right, that wonder boy looks like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

 
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