We have a trading system and we need an investor

We are currently looking for investors to trade our proprietary system which guarantees 100 percent accuracy in it's results. We are willing to invite investors to watch us papertrade our system in REAL TIME. Seeing is believing! We have a 100% money back guarantee that our system works! Not only does this system allow us to pick stocks accurately but also easily gauge when to buy and sell stock!

To properly work our system we are looking for an investment of $1,000,000.00. This money will be put into a brokerage account in the investors name, we will only have access to the brokerage account to trade using our 100% accurate system. We guarantee our results or we will fully refund any losses on your account, so ultimately you have absolutely nothing to loose by trying our system! We have a 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!!!

If you are an interested investor please contact us today! We will set up a 30 day trial paper trading account so that you can see the system in action.

We are so confident about our system that we have put $10,000.00 of our money in escrow. If the paper trade account is negative 1 penny at the end of 30 day's $10,000.00 of our money is yours!* YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT!!! This is how confident we are that this system works.

WE BELIEVE IN THIS SYSTEM SO MUCH THAT WE ENLARGED THE SMALL PRINT!!!! *To qualify for this offer you must have $1,000,000 in provable equity on hand, and be willing to invest with us after the 30 day period is over and we show you how ACCURATE our SYSTEM is!

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Hahahaha... if you don't knock it off! Lmao

What does $1M have to do with your system accurately selecting stocks? You could just take your $10k, invest it with your own broker and turn it into $1M if your 100% right...couldn't you?

Who let Madoff out of his cage to use the internet.

Happy Holidays! hahaha

Please don't make me talk to you like an asshole...
 

accurately selecting stocks is only one part of the formula. and in order for the system to work based on the math we need a certain amount of leverage. i could go deeper into it but if your interested put your money where your mouth is, and watch us trade 30 days. If you have the net worth and can possibly invest... you can watch it you'll be amazed at what you don't know.

 
  1. If you have that type of money to invest, you are probably not an active user of this sight
  2. I only have to put up 1 mil, which is risk free?! What a deal
  3. You're putting up a whole 10k as collateral? That means if it doesn't work, I return a whopping 1%! I think William Sharpe just shat himself
  4. I would love to hear you go deeper into it
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. But if talent works hard, you're fucked. I suggest you get some talent."
 
ThirtyThree1. If you have that type of money to invest, you are probably not an active user of this sight 2. I only have to put up 1 mil, which is risk free?! What a deal 3. You're putting up a whole 10k as collateral? That means if it doesn't work, I return a whopping 1%! I think William Sharpe just shat himself 4. I would love to hear you go deeper into it

Hey you never know where you might find an investor. And yes it is risk free and we are willing to back up our losses because we know it mathematically can't loose. join our site and get the stock picks you will see for yourself.

 

sometimes i just dont understand people

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

"Hey you never know where you might find an investor."

You're looking on the wrong site. You're not going to find many retarded people here.

 

Wow, if I had known there was so much comedy in the Hedge Funhouse I woulda stopped by sooner...

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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