Tesla ($TSLA) — You’re right - 0.81% on the day is way too low to qualify for the highly-sought-after What’s Ripe feature, but 241,300 deliveries will do it. In short, Tesla crushed Q3 earnings. Shares were up almost 3.8% overnight and into yesterday morning, but slumped on the hammering of tech stocks. Still, this is a new record in deliveries, bringing YTD comps up over 100% vs last year, and destroying Street estimates in a time when most automakers are in freak-tf-out mode. Good on ya, Elon.

Value — Value was the kingmaker for investment style factors on Tuesday, running up 3.42%, almost a full percentage point above #2 Dividends. As a result, the energy and utility sectors were laughing at the others, with $XOP gaining 2.54% and $IDU up 1.05%. Oh yeah, and U.S oil prices rising to a 7-year high certainly didn’t hurt. It seems that the days of free money by going all in on one-day expiry calls for literally any unprofitable company is over. Sorry apes, back to fundamental analysis.

Amplify Energy ($AMPY) — Note to self: dumping 126,000 gallons of oil onto California beaches is not good for your stock. Not sure how Amplify didn’t know this already, but nonetheless, an oil pipeline owned by the firm burst this weekend and took the title of worst oil spill in the state in 27 years. Shares lost 43.8% and at one point were down over 52.2%, and honestly I’m surprised it wasn’t more. Does cleaning up an oil spill count as ESG activity?

Social Stocks ($FB, $TWTR, $SNAP) — If you tried to use Facebook yesterday, (first of all, you better be 45+ years old) then you know it wasn’t exactly working...at all. And neither was Instagram or WhatsApp, for that matter. Many have blamed a Chinese state sponsored hack, but now others are attributing the outage to server issues and alleging internal sabotage. FB sinking 4.9% wasn't the end of the carnage, however, shares of Twitter sank 5.8% and Snap lost 5.4%. Even now, no definitive reason has emerged, but don’t fret, Netflix is already making a documentary of the situation (probably).

Whistle → Blown — When profits collide with national health and security interests, it can be a tough line to walk. Unfortunately for Facebook, it looks like traders and civilians alike hold the opinion that Zuck and crew walked the wrong side of said line. Over the past few weeks, the term “treasure trove” has been used frequently to describe the documents leaked to the press by now-known whistleblower, Frances Haugen.

The former FB product manager stepped into the light on Sunday night’s 60 Minutes to discuss her decision around leaking documents detailing issues that she alleges were “conflicts of interest over what was good for the public and what was good for FB.” Mainly, these encompass two things: mental health in teenagers, mostly teenage girls, and election disinformation linked to the events on January 6th. Is it me, or does it seem coincidental that Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram we're all down yesterday?

“In the short run, the market is a voting machine but in the long run, it is a weighing machine.” — Ben Graham