Someone plz give me a good knock knock joke that is funny but not corny. I need to make a good impression and I SUCK at knock knock jokes
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Knock Knock who's there interrupting cow interrupting cow w- MOOOOOO
Out of curiosity, what firm are you applying to?
I'd go for something innocuous (no toilet humour) and somewhat witty / relevant (as witty as a knock-knock joke can be at least).
Knock-knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a real nice place you got here.
Agreed,
Knock Knock Who's there? Yo-duh-lay-hee Yo-duh-lay-hee who? I didn't know you could yodel!
Or if you think they'll get it, I like this one:
Knock Knock. * Who's there? *To To Who? To Whom
You: "I've got a great one, but you have to start it" Interviewer: "Okay..... Knock-knock" You: "Come in!"
You: knock knock Interviewer: Who’s there? You: You’re hired. Interviewer: You’re hired... You: interrupts thank you; I won’t let you and the team down.
I will definitely use this.
Then he would go...
Interviewer: knock knock
You: Who's there?
Interviewer: You're fired.
You: You're fired...
Interviewer: interrupts thank you; but we've decided to move forward with another application who better fits the role.
knock knock me: come back with a warrant
(no one knocks but the cops, it's 2019)
Give King Kai my regards
Knock knock. Who's there? Bond? Bond who? James Bond
You: knock knock Interviewer: Who's there? You: Pizza delivery Interviewer: But I didn’t order a pizza? You: Oh I think you did
You know what to do from here. FYI, typically helps if interviewer is recent divorcee, cougar or the dude from the Fyre festival doc
You: why did the chicken cross the road Interviewer: idk You: to get to the idiots house You: knock knock Interviewer: who's there You: the chicken Interviewer: get out
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