A job requires me to tell a great knock knock joke to be considered.... help me out here

Someone plz give me a good knock knock joke that is funny but not corny. I need to make a good impression and I SUCK at knock knock jokes

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Apr 7, 2019 - 7:22am
YoungDumbFullOfRum, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Out of curiosity, what firm are you applying to?

I'd go for something innocuous (no toilet humour) and somewhat witty / relevant (as witty as a knock-knock joke can be at least).

Knock-knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a real nice place you got here.

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes" - Oscar Wilde
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Apr 8, 2019 - 9:21am
OttoReadmore, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Agreed,

Knock KnockWho's there?Yo-duh-lay-heeYo-duh-lay-hee who?I didn't know you could yodel!

Or if you think they'll get it, I like this one:

Knock Knock. * Who's there? *ToTo Who?To Whom

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there" - Will Rogers
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Apr 7, 2019 - 8:55am
amaiolo4, what's your opinion? Comment below:

You: "I've got a great one, but you have to start it" Interviewer: "Okay..... Knock-knock" You: "Come in!"

"In order to make a man covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain." ― Dan Ariely

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Apr 7, 2019 - 9:13am
PotentialAnalyst, what's your opinion? Comment below:

You: knock knock Interviewer: Who's there? You: You're hired. Interviewer: You're hired... You: interrupts thank you; I won't let you and the team down.

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Nov 8, 2021 - 11:20pm

Then he would go... 

Interviewer: knock knock
You: Who's there?
Interviewer: You're fired.
You: You're fired...
Interviewer: interrupts thank you; but we've decided to move forward with another application who better fits the role.

Apr 14, 2019 - 10:27pm
famejranc, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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