A lot of people on here need a fucking reality check

So many people on here are complaining about so much fucking shit.

You guys need a fucking reality check.

You’re so fucking privileged and white it’s fucking disgusting. You’re making nearly 2x the normal average American salary, and you’re complaining about some irrelevant ass fucking shit.

I swear to god man, you need a fucking reality check, or a fucking ass whooping. Half you kids haven’t worked a real day in your fucking life, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Get a fucking grip guys, cause this shits embarrassing, you privileged ass motherfucking pussies.

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Hey man get a grip. Analysts aren’t making 2x the average American salary. They’re making 5x

 

What analysts are still making 150? It’s more like 4x-5x with your figures. Get grip plz

 
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I dont give a shit. The average American is a fat, lazy, poor, unintelligent fucking loser, and I’m supposed to feel privileged and satisfied because I’m earning multiples times what they earn (and it’s way more than 2x)? Nah. They aren’t even in the conversation. Our standards, expectations, and lives are completely different. They can fuck off and you can fuck off. 

 

Yes we have never worked a day in our lives to get to targets schools. Working in IB I just jerk off and never get staffed on anything. (I’m Asian male btw sorry for bad grammar 5’2” 230 lbs)

 

tbf, people complaining about people complaining is better than people complaining about trivial shit, because complaining about trivial shit often rises to levels that are non-trivial.

 

And you’re complaining about other people complaining. You really need to toughen up if comments on a website are bothering you to this extent. You’re not gonna last with paper thin skin.

 

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