Accidentally Washed My Hand Drug Test and Retake

accidentally pissed on my hands and washed it. lady said that i had to retake it there and there. pissed again for the test and was successful.

wondering if i'm all good.

EDIT: serious question..

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"hirerightquestion"

both. i pissed on my hand accidentally and first instinct was to wash it...

Was this your first time pissing? I don't remember ever pissing on my hand, but I am 100% confident that if I found myself in that situation, my first instinct would be to wash the hand that I pissed on.

The above would also be true if I 'accidentally' shit on my own hand.

How did your obsession with self-inflicted golden hand showers start?

 

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