AM I FUCKED!?!?!?!?

Went to a top target (Harvard/Yale/Indiana) and ended up at an EB (MOE/PJT/JEFF) and idk what to do…… please help I used to be able to get girls so easily in my frat and my new EB’s fratty culture was all a lie because I thought our cool CEO would pay us well and help me get girls but he’s just super fat and weird and because he comments on Litquidity’s posts he thinks it’s okay to give Associates 50% bonuses like BofA. HELP.

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