Bankers of WSO, what are your s**ual fantasies. Filled and unfulfilled (NSFW)

Quite frankly do not know why I am asking this question but I can't sleep and wanted to know how depraved some of my colleagues might possibly be since I would never ask this question in person.

I added this in IB so people can post anonymously. 

Here's mine

Filled:

1. Sex in general, thought I was going to die a virgin at one point

2. Hooking up on a beach

3. Sex on molly

4. FWB with a super hot chick

5. FWB in general

6. Kissed a girl I was in love with. Feeling was so intense I had to go home that night.

7. FWB with another intern, we ended up dating but it didn't work out

Unfufilled:

1. Threesome, FFM only. I had a couple chances when I was a virgin but I got scared, mind you I was 19 at the time, I was a late bloomer for real.

2. Reverse gangbang with 4 or more girls and just me. I literally do not know why I wanna do this. 

3. Sex with a low class but hot prostitute, picture a proper classic sleaze bag transaction (This is a big one that I think will stay a fantasy unfortunately)

4. Femdom of different varieties, currently working on making this a reality, probably on par with No 1 & 2 in terms of desirability ;)

5. Sex with a girl and her mom (will stay a fantasy)

6. BDSM (will stay a fantasy unless the girl wants to be the one that gets tied up)

7. Gloryhole (will stay a fantasy)

8. Sex on LSD or Shrooms (this will stay a fantasy)

9. Sex with a teacher (will stay a fantasy)

36 Comments
 

Lol this is an anonymous forum full of some of the smartest, highest earning and most connected professionals in America and perhaps the world, so of course i'm curious (you should be too) and I'll never ask this question in real life

 

craig.owen

Lol this is an anonymous forum full of some of the smartest, highest earning and most connected professionals in America and perhaps the world, so of course i'm curious (you should be too) and I'll never ask this question in real life

Wrong

 

I wonder if this still applies in modern times, with them seeing you as an 18 year meal ticket, as you put it. I mean, I think the thinking has shifted in realizing that 9-months of no social media (who wants to see a female pregnant?) is a long time for them to be away from that. Think of all the IG and OF follows you'll lose - the horror!!! I think most females value staying on social media more than a baby daddy, no? 

 

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