Better than Sex
Sure Sex is great, but have you ever had an Analyst at the end of your internship tell you for 5 minutes straight how impressed they were with you this summer
Sure Sex is great, but have you ever had an Analyst at the end of your internship tell you for 5 minutes straight how impressed they were with you this summer
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Even better, have you heard a PM tell you that?
have they complimented me? they barely talk to me
I don't have a frame of reference anymore bc IB revirginized me
I cannot have that happen to me.
Can't beat 5-10x on an option trade.
How the fuck do you have time to trade options?
Longer-term macro plays, as opposed to trading daily :)
"your compliment was sufficient, Lewis"
Blowjob
Heroin
Damn you’re starting early
Damn you’re really starting as early as possible
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