I'm helping a relative apply to college and i came across this essay question. What the fuck kind of question is this?
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Seems more on point than alot of the questions I had to answer when I was applying a few years ago. College essays are such BS.
Just say something that sounds good
1.) financial crisis 2.) Roll out - Ludacris 3.) other majors are to hard
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Mention something about starting your own business, creating something, ect. Inspired by family members. Hell, you want to learn business so that you can teach these concepts to second and third world nations in Africa so that the common man can learn to build a business. BS an answer and just make sure it sounds good.
talk about how Obama has made such a small business friendly environment that he cant wait to go to college and start a business right after.
Maybe you should just keep spelling words incorrectly throughout your essay, and explain that you clearly can't be an English major.
Or maybe draw a siloutte of your cock in the space available for a response, and explain that being a porn star is clearly out of the question too.
Continue on this path ad infinitum until being a business major is all that is left to you.
Such is the beauty of the process of elimination.
How would writing about models, bottles, and stacking paper come across? A little too direct?
Just say you saw WS2 and want to be like Shia LeBouf.
Every Day I'm Hustlin'
Just say you want the knowledge to start a non-profit to help all the starving africans
Always just simulated the actual games in Madden, but rather interested in doing the GM portion of it, i.e. drafting rookies, negotiating contracts, doing trades etc.
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