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Thank you for the clarification. It seems a lot of junior bankers especially in the Rice Village area have a pretty difficult time resisting certain urges. I don't blame them considering the Rice Village area of Houston, TX is filled with exotic young talent (German Clubs & Australian Ziplines).
Yeah man, you’re not too far off. Substance abuse can become a major problem pretty quickly, especially being in this area with all the distractions. And the industry as a whole…
I find the timing of this merger particularly interesting, considering the recent news that Sargento (the largest domestic producer of thick-cut blocks of provolone) is LBO Baker cheese (the largest domestic producer of Cheshire cheese). I don't think it is a coincidence that the Wells Raymond Fargo Financo Superbank is involved in this deal.
Interesting to hear, Mr. fat_pig_banker_sheep_get_slaughtered. I know that a variety of reputable anti-semitic market participants such as Kanye West, Kanye West, and Kyrie Irving have all been clamoring to deploy capital into related opportunities such as the crossover between female products and liquefied natural gas out in the Permian to counter Jeffries' Israeli M&A group and their power play on developing a Yom Kippur themed form of renewable nuclear fission. Suffice it to say, will be intriguing to see whether these expansion opportunities come to fruition for the combined Wells Raymond Fargo Financo superbank, or if the 2023 Summer Analyst classes of the respective individual banks will remain too buried under a Himalayan-sized mountain of powder to convert any substantive deal flow.
Facinating observation, Incoming_IB_Summer53_Analyst. It will be interesting to see how these guys match up against the new Superbank. I'm curious about the beauty/LNG products. Would you mind providing a little more backgorund or expalantion. Addiotnaly, I wonder if Alex Jones has any skin in the game regaurding these innovtive crossover products and or Jefferies' Israeli M&A group. If anyone happens to have a source on this please share.
Certainly, Mr. fat_pig_banker_sheep_get_slaughtered. I'm not sure how involved Alex Jones is in the formation of the Wells Raymond Fargo Financo superbank, but I think he made his position on Israeli business interests quite clear back in 2016: "I’m not anti-Semitic, but Jews run an evil conspiracy" - Alex Jones.
As you can see, Mr. Jones is not in fact anti-Semitic, but would likely see Jeffries' Israeli M&A group as a part of said "evil conspiracy." In any event, I expect Alex Jones to muster all his resources to throw behind this superbank in an attempt to bolster their position in the brewing Israeli-American war of the investment banks.
The only reading between the lines that makes any fuckin sense here is the over-under 7.5 GPD (grams/day) inhaled by either side of the combined megafirm. Based on historical information, and where the economy is going I'd put the mortgage on WF juniors OVER.
Joking aside and, somewhat relevant to the current topic of discussion (substanc/substance abuse), I recently heard senior bankers at a specific Hosuton BB have been K-holing themselves to alleaviate stress due to the firm's horrible performance in 2022 thus far. "Investment Banking revenues down 55% from a year ago" This is a direct quote puled from their Q3 earnings report. Hint: (First letter of first word in name- M, First letter of second word in name- S)
What the hell is going on??
https://www.linkedin.com/comm/pulse/changing-world-order-approaching-st…
Hold on to your hat @Frybird101" Ray says WW3 is just around the corner. Hahahahhahaha ahahahah…
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