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Most GS bankers are too busy being BSDs to get laid. So the answer to your question is yes.
Lol at the ms for this post. FRATBOY>GS TMT
the top 3 dragon slayers in my fraternity all had numbers in the 70-100 range over a 4 year period and mostly all quality. It'd be hard for anyone with a full time job to approach that kind of promiscuity. not saying it's admirable, just that it'd be difficult. say it's 80 over 4 years, that's 20 different girls per year, or a different girl every 2-3 weeks. it's unlikely you could do that with banker hours, even with tinder/bumble. also that assumes you don't catch feelings with one of these girls and are exclusive for a period of time.
it's difficult, but not impossible.
but again, that's the GS SSG of poon pilgrims. the average frat guy might have 2-3 different partners a year at most. many guys that use being a GS banker to get laid are likely those same guys, so I would have to believe that they can manage 2-3 different belt notches per year.
70-100 in 4 years is more impressive and interesting than being a top bucket analyst. Time to get a vasectomy and join a frat.
Can vouch for Greek life being a sexcapade. Between the sororities, groupies, and townies it really isn't something that will require any thought or effort, especially when you throw in all that free time. I can only imagine what it's like on campus now with Tinder.
I can't picture bankers having that kind of time or access.
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