Does this job actually get you girls?

I know, I know - not beating the restructuring stereotypes with this one.

Always wondered if this job actually helps get you girls, seems like every guy in NYC works in finance so it’s a meaningless point.

I’m chopped and too scared to talk to girls at bars so I really wouldn’t know. And I don’t use apps for obvious reasons.

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Bro get your fucking confidence up. Ur a fucking beast. Saying ur in IB won’t ever outweigh the aura loss from an inherent confidence deficiency.

 

You don’t need this job to get girls, and having it won’t do the work for you

 

Got way more girls when I was unemployed than when I was in banking. 

 

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