I am absolutely scared out of my mind right now. I laid off the gummies for almost a year now because I knew I was going to be drug tested but took one yesterday and am scared shitless that it will show up in my drug test (if I get tested). Is there anything I can do? There should be enough time for this to get through my system before the start date, right? I need some stories of people who have been in this boat.
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An oil change is your best bet
Needs to be consistent use one time and you’ll be fine
Hey, I’m an A2 at a BB (GS/MS/JPM), and I’m also in charge of conducting SA drug tests this year. Honestly bro, you’re fucked.
We do a hair sample, so the gummy WILL 100% show up. We can see the dose, the strain of weed, and your reaction (if you greened out, if you were hella chill, etc).
Lots of interns last year got short haircuts to beat the system. This year, if you try that, we will use the rectum method. Beating the rectum test is hard, but not impossible.
My buddy did the same thing and unfortunately got his offer rescinded. If I were you I’d either buzz my hair off or start lookin for big 4 accounting roles.
How long I should stay clean before it can’t be tested out?
Can’t they not test for weed anymore?
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