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Chill tf out
They actually do a skin test. They get a skin graft and a fecal test. Skin graph test shows traces of drugs for up the 48 months. Hope this helps
Do they watch you defecate? (To confirm its yours of course)
You bend over and your MD confirms it’s yours
is this before they take you into the polygraph room?
Heard Q/Dyal use the DNA test which can detect if any of your parents/grandparents ever took an illicit substance going back 5 generations
Can confirm. Actually, from the moment you accepted their offer they put little bugs underneath your skin to monitor you. You need to scratch them out otherwise any sinful act you've done will be reported to Ken Moelis himself and you'll be killed, or worse, fired.
To answer your stupid, overly asked (seriously, use the search function) question, they do urine only. For anyone else out there reading, try QuickFix if you’re in a pinch on a piss test. It works.
If banks tested hair follicles we're all fucked
Based
Lincoln does lmao
The purpose is to get rid of people who DON'T use drugs, correct?
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