EVERCORE
that's it. I now demand a viral reaction to this post and extensive SBs.
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I'll do you one better: Tobin & Company
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I have a throbbing erection now, thanks.
Listen to the way it rolls off the tongue. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god. The prestige it exudes. It is the most prestigious of boutiques. No, the most of all banks in existence. No, not even that. It is the most prestigious company in the observable universe.
If you work at LAZ/Centerview/PJT you should probably just face the fact that your career is going nowhere and throw yourself off a building
Edit: just not your office-building --> that wouldn't be a prestigious-enough suicide... Maybe ask a friend to let you into EVR/GS offices (if you have friends, which I'm bearish on assuming if you work at the above mentioned)
Impressive... very nice... let´s see Rich Handlers firm...
The humor on here is getting better. Who said cynicism doesn’t breed humor?
*Slaps Evercore* “This bad boy can fit so many SBs in it”
Evercore will essentially be a bulge (analyst) experience in ~5 years.
EDIT: should probably have clarified that I worked at Evercore for 3 years.
and thats the tea, sis
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