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reddog23Morgan Joseph
"Since 2002, we have completed over 110 such transactions with an aggregate value in excess of $13 billion. " It's like they're proud of it. How quaint!

I guess after not getting those SA and FT offers you guys have to revert to trying to make another firm deal with the same stigma you fools gave UBS/Piper Jaffray. Trying to weed out all those more qualified applicants, are we?

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Hmmm... Forecast is in and it looks cloudy with a chance of monkey shits...

"Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums."
 
SilvioBerlusconiHmmm... Forecast is in and it looks cloudy with a chance of monkey shits...

Hahahha)) Silvio, stop it, important weekend for you, go have a thai massage or something...

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Some of the worst spelling I have ever seen. Bravo, Mr. Hard Worker, bravo.

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Are people actually this dumb? Not a troll?

The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
 
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If by "smart" you mean "faggish" then yes.

Firm with smartest employees is DE Shaw or Jane Street. If you're excluding all "quant" firms (which is like asking which is the sweetest tasting candy excluding all the ones with sugar in them), then I suppose it'd be McKinsey.

 

prince of princeton, while a clever enough to elicit a chuckle name, for some reason smacks of Brokeback Mountain...

on the second thought, I'd say Rocky Horror Picture Show. amirite?!

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