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As a newly minted associate, I've seen this many times. There are two standard options - alpha or beta:

  • Alpha - Give him a bottle of lube and tell him to call you daddy
  • Beta - Keep a bottle of lube at your desk and call him daddy

In the rare instance no one yields, you and your eskimo brother must send notarized pictures confirming both length and girth to HR. The larger of the two will be given the other's salary on top of their own. The smaller is given a role in compliance in Jersey City. 

Hope this clears things up.  

 

Insert dominance by sharing your sex pics in the work group and claiming her as your partner

 

Assuming that this didn’t happen while they were dating this just isn’t a big deal. The two of you will never be super good friends. He knows his girlfriend has had sex with other people. You know your girlfriend has. Somewhere your future wife is. Don’t say anything, be an adult and it won’t come up. Trust me, he doesn’t want to discuss it (if he even knows). This is such a non issue unless you make it one.

 

Assuming that this didn’t happen while they were dating this just isn’t a big deal. The two of you will never be super good friends. He knows his girlfriend has had sex with other people. You know your girlfriend has. Somewhere your future wife is. Don’t say anything, be an adult and it won’t come up. Trust me, he doesn’t want to discuss it (if he even knows). This is such a non issue unless you make it one.

 

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