Fucked an Analyst's GF
I'm an incoming SA 21 at an EB and just found out I hooked up with one of the analysts GF whose group I'll be working in. How much can he fuck me over come return offer time?
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I too had wet dreams as a teenager
I too had wet dreams as a teenager
I'm sure it's extremely relevant that you're at an EB.
As a newly minted associate, I've seen this many times. There are two standard options - alpha or beta:
In the rare instance no one yields, you and your eskimo brother must send notarized pictures confirming both length and girth to HR. The larger of the two will be given the other's salary on top of their own. The smaller is given a role in compliance in Jersey City.
Hope this clears things up.
I would let him know you had a great time with her.
I would let him know you had a great time with her.
Insert dominance by sharing your sex pics in the work group and claiming her as your partner
He cant if he doesnt find out
“You may want to get tested. I’m not saying its aids, but it’s aids.”
“You may want to get tested. I’m not saying its aids, but it’s aids.”
why not just keep this a secret? secret sex is the best sex
Assuming that this didn’t happen while they were dating this just isn’t a big deal. The two of you will never be super good friends. He knows his girlfriend has had sex with other people. You know your girlfriend has. Somewhere your future wife is. Don’t say anything, be an adult and it won’t come up. Trust me, he doesn’t want to discuss it (if he even knows). This is such a non issue unless you make it one.
Assuming that this didn’t happen while they were dating this just isn’t a big deal. The two of you will never be super good friends. He knows his girlfriend has had sex with other people. You know your girlfriend has. Somewhere your future wife is. Don’t say anything, be an adult and it won’t come up. Trust me, he doesn’t want to discuss it (if he even knows). This is such a non issue unless you make it one.
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