Hey monkeys,
On this thanksgiving eve I'm sitting at work without much to do. Wanted to hear some of the best stories you've had over the years of your professional careers.
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Our heads of sales told my boss that a "penetration meeting" was scheduled for some research on potential clients. Then one of our colleagues asked, will you be coming(assuming she meant coming to that meeting, idk), and my boss says, well I don't know if I'll coming (if you catch my drift)
The rest of the office was in tears. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard
What makes it even funnier is when it ends up being an actual PENETRATION meeting and you end up with a POUNDING in your ass
No that would just have felt good and the sound would have been moaning, not laughter
RM is a recent divorcee and just got on dating apps. Got called out on a hot mic during our loan committee for being on Bumble.
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