Funny bullet on resume

I received this kid's resume today and I thought it was a joke when I read this, maybe he wrote some joke bullets as placeholders and forgot to take it.

  • Highly experienced in Excel & PowerPoint 2007 - can and will recite shortcuts in person

I recommended to my MD just because of the bullet. It's hilarious.

Bro, if you're on this board PM me!!

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Wow...that kid rocks. If you don't want to hire him, I hope you'll consider passing along his information. I'd like to interview that kid. My only concern is that he might be so cool that I might run the risk of losing my job to that guy.

​* http://www.linkedin.com/in/numicareerconsulting
 

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