I received this kid's resume today and I thought it was a joke when I read this, maybe he wrote some joke bullets as placeholders and forgot to take it.
I recommended to my MD just because of the bullet. It's hilarious.
Bro, if you're on this board PM me!!
| +198 | Americas M&A League Table Q2 Updated | 78 | 49m |
| +142 | New Article: Dramatic Slide as UBS #22 (US) & New Leadership Desperately Needed | 38 | 9h |
| +131 | Restructuring: Anti-climactic Experience | 34 | 1d |
| +97 | IB Net Worth / Savings Check | 46 | 8h |
| +86 | Woman who emptied Knicks trashcan on street then stole it was DEI exec, worked at JPMorgan Chase | 24 | 14m |
| +71 | Stop sleeping on UBS - it’s pretty good | 24 | 4h |
| +52 | 2026 VAULT PRESTIGE RANKINGS | 29 | 13h |
| +39 | AI + Financial Modelling | 12 | 11h |
| +30 | We all should've gotten in tech | 20 | 13m |
| +28 | Summer before college | 17 | 9m |
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LMAO
Can and WILL
hilarious. Mad balls to put that down on the resume.
Classic -- somewhere Mis Imd is smiling.
Alt E+S+V lol
Wow...that kid rocks. If you don't want to hire him, I hope you'll consider passing along his information. I'd like to interview that kid. My only concern is that he might be so cool that I might run the risk of losing my job to that guy.
haha well he's a goner by the 2nd round if you guys are migrating to '07...
"Alt jay dee ae ae tee" anyone?
You know that '03 shortcuts work on '07 right? They just aren't displayed.
Only 2007? Wow what a pussy.
You should write back telling him that due to this economy you're explicitly looking for candidates who know Mac Office 2008 shortcuts as well
Thats awesome.
You should call him saying this is just a phone screen and tell him Excel '03 conditional format, delete condition 2... NOW! Alt o d Alt-D Alt-2 Enter, tab, Enter
Then tell him Excel '07, save file as comma delimited.... lets hear it.
i was joking around, but if you're going to be stickler, not all the shortcuts transferred over. For example, in Powerpoint 2003, if you had the Drawing toolbar up then aligning and distributing was as simple as Alt+R,A,T (alight top) or Alt+R,A,H (distribute horizontally), etc. My example in my post is "align top" in 2007: Alt+JD,AA,T.
Nerdiest...thread...ever. Ugh
I can't recite them, my fingers just feel them.
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