GO TO HELL LONDON

“Oye everybody! Just landed my offa’ at a new PE fund! I hear the comp is €80 Quid, is this market?”

Shut the fuck up you British fuck. Instead of taxing us so much while eating your fish n’ chips you should’ve capitalized more on your navy prowess and mercantile dominance.

Keep jailing people for mean tweets bro!!! Underpaid London rats you will NEVER BE LIKE NEW YORK!!! 💪 🗽 🇺🇸 🦅

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And lol, is your British knowledge high school History classes? Navy prowess? It's more complicated than that, do some reading on WW2

 
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The UK cannot accept it is simply a middle power that will continue to decline in relevance...serious identity issues...we should pay for their much needed therapy.

UK: ~68 million
USA: ~340 million (5 times the UK)
China: ~1.4 billion (20 times the UK)
India: ~1.43 billion (20 Indians for every British person on the planet)

 

Rent free means a lot coming from you considering it’s probably 60% of your income

 
  • Apparently a € salary in the UK

- Concept of the UK ‘taxing’ the US in general

- Cuck-ish request for us to have been more dominant

- Misguided interpretation of UK law

Yeah… great work mate. 2/10 ragebait, at least it got a laugh out of me at your expense

 

Come london bruv and type this. Someone will steal your phone before you have time to send it. 

 

misleading comparison. if u stripped major economic hubs like sf, la, nyc, & chicago, you'd see a big drop in the american gdp per capita too. the uk looks worse on paper cus its smaller and more economically centralised around london. its basically what the us would look like if most of its high value industries were concentrated in a single city

 

Bro’s having a manic episode prob lost his children in a school shooting 😂😂😂😂

 

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