“Oye everybody! Just landed my offa’ at a new PE fund! I hear the comp is €80 Quid, is this market?”
Shut the fuck up you British fuck. Instead of taxing us so much while eating your fish n’ chips you should’ve capitalized more on your navy prowess and mercantile dominance.
Keep jailing people for mean tweets bro!!! Underpaid London rats you will NEVER BE LIKE NEW YORK!!! 💪 🗽 🇺🇸 🦅
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1/10 Ragebait
And lol, is your British knowledge high school History classes? Navy prowess? It's more complicated than that, do some reading on WW2
lol wtf did britain do in ww2 other than get bailed out by the United States?
“1/10 rage bait”
Proceeds to get baited into rage.
congrats on your H-1B visa
The UK cannot accept it is simply a middle power that will continue to decline in relevance...serious identity issues...we should pay for their much needed therapy.
UK: ~68 million
USA: ~340 million (5 times the UK)
China: ~1.4 billion (20 times the UK)
India: ~1.43 billion (20 Indians for every British person on the planet)
Definition of rent-free
Rent free means a lot coming from you considering it’s probably 60% of your income
*30% of my income, but nice try
- Concept of the UK ‘taxing’ the US in general
- Cuck-ish request for us to have been more dominant
- Misguided interpretation of UK law
Yeah… great work mate. 2/10 ragebait, at least it got a laugh out of me at your expense
Bro said 2/10 rage bait and still proceeded to get mad 😂
God bless America! Happy 250th yall.
Lol A+ rage bait. All the English squids complaining in the comments.
Fix ya’ teef mate
0.5/10 ragebait, I wouldn’t be surprised if you lost braincells trying to write this
This is your brain. This is your brain on Trump and GI Drunk. Any questions?
Everyone in the comments saying “1/10” rage bait and then proceeding to type out an angry rebuttal anyway
Come london bruv and type this. Someone will steal your phone before you have time to send it.
10/10 ragebait. 🇺🇸
Now stop it you! As I’m a prestigious “OBE”, common folk like yourself are not permitted to talk to me in this derogatory manner!
It's funny because the E for Empire is long gone
Only British kids on TikTok and people aged 65+ think the UK is a relevant power in the world. Most British people understand reality.
This is the funniest post I’ve ever seen in my life. God bless America
Why are Brits total simps for Muslims and obvious extremists that want to destroy the west?
🇺🇸 🦅
Interesting fact: if you take London out of the UK, they are poorer on average than Mississippi, the poorest state in the U.S.
misleading comparison. if u stripped major economic hubs like sf, la, nyc, & chicago, you'd see a big drop in the american gdp per capita too. the uk looks worse on paper cus its smaller and more economically centralised around london. its basically what the us would look like if most of its high value industries were concentrated in a single city
It forever boggles my mind that there are people in IB that think things like this are funny.
Bro’s having a manic episode prob lost his children in a school shooting 😂😂😂😂
This is becoming rather trying. The UK has to start charging royalties to Americans for using the English language.
I’m an American who’s done banking both in London and the motherland and agree with the sentiment of this post. However, it doesn’t help your case that you used the Euro instead of the Pound lol. Pls fix. Thx.
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