good weekend

hello you degenerates, just wanted to share a lil bit of my saturday. so during the day i went out with a girl, had a great time - then i went to meet up with the boys and started pounding martinis like a madman. for some reason my lizard brain thought it would be a good idea to do this on an empty stomach. end result: absolutely trashed a very fancy restaurant, fell over an older couple's table, broke an unkown amount of glasses and had a meltdown about losing my wallet when it had never left my pocket. back to work on sunday like nothing happened.

anyway how was your weekend?

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