GS Elevator Gossip 6/7-6/12

6/7/12 #1: Being spotted in economy class must be like having your parents visit you at boarding school in a shitty rental car.

6/10/12 #1: It's a misconception that Jewish chicks don't give good head. You just have to wait until they are about 35 and still single.

6/12/12 MD#1: This place is a daily battle between front-of-the-classroom and back-of-the-classroom mentalities.

6/12/12 #1: Don't call me racist until you try taking Korean clients to a Japanese restaurant.

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