How did that analyst fuck up the job?

Hey guys, there are a lot of WEIRD/funny (or maybe not so funny) insider stories on WSO. Just curious, have you seen anyone efffed up his/her job as an analyst/associate (or maybe higher), and got fired? What was that story?

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