How does it feel to make less than police officers?

Hey Monkeys, 

Ron Morgan Willis here to just let you know that I am making way way more than anyone posting on this silly website. Proof attached. I barely got through high school and I'm going to retire early with a sweet pension while you all toil away in obscurity for the rest of your lives before dying 5 years into retirement. 

Anyway. Get back to your little models and what not. 

Best, 

Ron Get Wrecked

23 Comments
 

Working 80 hours a week when he probably has kids. Selling your soul for $400k isn’t something to boast

 

Good for you man, 200k or whatever that works out to sounds like a decent retirement. Enjoy it, 26 years is a long career!

I still don't understand the flex though, that sounds like associate level numbers to me. Idk, haven't been an associate for a while, can someone confirm?

I don't live in or pay US taxes, so you're welcome I guess?

 

414k and you get to do cavity checks??? When does SA 2022 start for SPD?

 

It's probably even better (or worse, if you're a seattle taxpayer...) than that. The cop almost certainly has a defined benefit pension for life, and the payout is tied to his final year or final few years' of total comp, including OT. NPV is well into the seven figures. 

 

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