Hey Monkeys,
Ron Morgan Willis here to just let you know that I am making way way more than anyone posting on this silly website. Proof attached. I barely got through high school and I'm going to retire early with a sweet pension while you all toil away in obscurity for the rest of your lives before dying 5 years into retirement.
Anyway. Get back to your little models and what not.
Best,
Ron 
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this is obviously a joke but i was curious so I looked this up and the guy joined the force in 95, so hes getting 400k working 80hrs week after 26 years - I think half the people on this site should be making 400k+ in under 10 years so :/
You really think you'll last 10 years in the game homie?
All cops are bad
All bankers are bad. #occupywallstreet
That's a flex? 414k after 26 years on the job?
Working 80 hours a week when he probably has kids. Selling your soul for $400k isn’t something to boast
Thats kind of ironic coming from an aspiring banker
And I get 2x my salary for life. Appreciate you paying for all of that :)
Good for you man, 200k or whatever that works out to sounds like a decent retirement. Enjoy it, 26 years is a long career!
I still don't understand the flex though, that sounds like associate level numbers to me. Idk, haven't been an associate for a while, can someone confirm?
I don't live in or pay US taxes, so you're welcome I guess?
414k and you get to do cavity checks??? When does SA 2022 start for SPD?
The mod team on this site needs to do a better job
You just hate me cuz you ain't me
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em… haha :)
Should we start a forum for breaking into the law enforcement industry? :). Anyone know which banks/groups have best exits to becoming a cop? Maybe public finance at JPM or Citi?
200k/year retiring at 45...not bad
It's probably even better (or worse, if you're a seattle taxpayer...) than that. The cop almost certainly has a defined benefit pension for life, and the payout is tied to his final year or final few years' of total comp, including OT. NPV is well into the seven figures.
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