How far to throw stapler at Associate
i hate him, will probably throw it and then duck back into cubical. if all goes to plan he wont know who threw it
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What's a "Hedge Fund - Equity Hedge - Director" doing throwing staplers at IB associates?
Its this fun game we play in the LMM. The directors at my bank charge $1,000 a stapler and anyone can sign up. This Stapler game almost raised more fees than all our shitty deals combined. I can't wait till I get my A2A promote. Associates get 10% of the fees generated.
You are assuming one stapler.
Depends whether it's an MBA Associate or A2A. If former, you'll need to consider chucking a heavier object (think monitor, water cooler, etc)