How far to throw stapler at Associate
i hate him, will probably throw it and then duck back into cubical. if all goes to plan he wont know who threw it
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What's a "Hedge Fund - Equity Hedge - Director" doing throwing staplers at IB associates?
Its this fun game we play in the LMM. The directors at my bank charge $1,000 a stapler and anyone can sign up. This Stapler game almost raised more fees than all our shitty deals combined. I can't wait till I get my A2A promote. Associates get 10% of the fees generated.
All about that verified status
Distance - 5 cubes. No more. Keep us updated.
If you wanna snipe someone 5 cubes away you gotta have pretty good aim
You are assuming one stapler.
Practice makes perfect.
Depends whether it's an MBA Associate or A2A. If former, you'll need to consider chucking a heavier object (think monitor, water cooler, etc)
Is there a distance far enough that you no longer get in trouble, say the length of a football field?
Can you drop it on him from a story or two up? The closer to terminal velocity the better
Just show him the Goat like they did in the movie Waiting, and then kick him in the ass a few times after. It's not really fun unless you can humiliate him in front of others.
Make sure to get enough spin on it, spin comes with speed.
Bro it's a stapler not a football or bullet. Shit is the least aerodynamic object you can imagine.
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I think you're greatly underestimating my imagination.
The least aerodynamic object I can imagine would be a buffalo with a parachute on. I can't imagine they would be able to go very quickly, even with adequate spin.
I'm not sure you have seen the chair fly through the air. That shit is not areo.
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