I asked ChatGPT to rap about the difference between corporate and investment banking

I'm Kanye West, the one and only,

Money talkin', banks and deals, it's all monopoly

Corporate banking, companies need a loan

Bank's the middleman, gettin' that dough moved along

Investment banking, stocks and bonds we sell

Helpin' companies raise money, cash flow's swell

Corporate banking, steady and secure

But it's not where the big money is, that's for sure

Investment banking, high risk, high reward

IPOs, M&A, we getting' that lord

Corporate banking, relationships we build

But it's not as flashy as the deals we seal in investment field

So choose your bank, like a boss, don't be a clown

It's all about the strategy, pick wisely or get burnt down

I'm Kanye West, and that's the money talk

I'm out, peace.

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