I can't sit on a chair all day

Hi monkeys,

Recently switched to a new team where it seems like everybody comes in, sits down and does not move until 1) it is time to eat or 2) the food has to come out again. Wtf? How tf do you stay seated like that for so long? I feel a need to get up like every hour when not in an absolute time crunch. I am crazy??

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I mean that's what I did. When things would slow down a bit, and I was getting a bit restless sitting down, I would just take a quick walk around the office, look out the windows, and sit back down. I didn't get any weird looks, I'm not sure about your group, but if you do get dodgy looks for doing that, maybe reconsider the group lmao, just would be absurd

 

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Hi monkeys,

Recently switched to a new team where it seems like everybody comes in, sits down and does not move until 1) it is time to eat or 2) the food has to come out again. Wtf? How tf do you stay seated like that for so long? I feel a need to get up like every hour when not in an absolute time crunch. I am crazy??

Be a jackass and get a standing desk

 

being 100% serious, how do you guys deal with the crazy amount of ball sweat that comes from sitting down so long? I haven’t found a way…I literally leave sweat stains in my chairs after exams, studying, etc.

 

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