I Got Laid With Zero Notice

I went to this girl's place on Wednesday and all of a sudden she asks to have intercourse. I get laid and she would not provide me any details regarding why. However I got told I had a "Performance Issue" I asked for examples but got NONE. The funny thing is she did the same thing to the last analyst I worked with, fucked him right before he was going to get his bonus. I see the pattern now but the balls for her to do that two times in a row.

I had a performance review with my previous girlfriends a few weeks ago and they said everything was going well. I need thoughts and how I should go about my next steps. 

IB-M&A  A1 btw

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Are you guys hiring? We have the same performance review process except we’re asked to pick up the soap

 

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