I Got Laid With Zero Notice
I went to this girl's place on Wednesday and all of a sudden she asks to have intercourse. I get laid and she would not provide me any details regarding why. However I got told I had a "Performance Issue" I asked for examples but got NONE. The funny thing is she did the same thing to the last analyst I worked with, fucked him right before he was going to get his bonus. I see the pattern now but the balls for her to do that two times in a row.
I had a performance review with my previous girlfriends a few weeks ago and they said everything was going well. I need thoughts and how I should go about my next steps.
IB-M&A A1 btw
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Thanks for this. Funniest thing I've read today.
this happened in 2008 when 95% of merrill's analyst class was laid subsequent to bofa merger. standards were just shut off
lmfao
Lol, lmao even
I would also love to smash the HR lady before reciving my performance review
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Keep smashing, dont ask questions
Great joke for a rainy day
Fingers crossed you used protection
Are you guys hiring? We have the same performance review process except we’re asked to pick up the soap
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