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Nice Prescott Moncrief lll
It just means you bank harder than him. Keep banking things.
New goal: Get your MD to bring you a cup of coffee.
Lol good call - gotta keep climbing. Will keep you posted.
If you get your MD to bring you stuff, it's probably because you're so fucked that even they can see it from the rarefied tower in which they reside.
First Time: We are cranking out an RFP with a deadline, a week of in office till 3:00 or 4:00, back in my seat at 7:30, fucking crushing it. Around 3 or 4, MD comes by and asks if I've actually left my desk that morning. Something about my bloodshot eyes when I said that I'd actually gotten up for coffee around 10 made a point, dude went down to the shop and got me a sandwich, a chocolate bar and a bottle of water, dropped it off and said to keep up the good work.
Second time, different MD: Right after bonuses we had a raft of A&As leave and those of us left were getting hammered (damn deferred bonus scheme). MD comes in with coffee and snacks for everyone left in the team.
So yeah, you can get stuff from MDs, but it means you're already fucked.
Wow that is so cool. You are a certified gangster, working so hard. Soooo jealous.
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He was going out for coffee and asked if you wanted one?
Proud of you dude
Not even. He got up from his desk and said he was going to get some coffee. I handed him my mug without saying a word. He took it, and came back with a nice steaming cup of Joe.
FTFY
It's an omen for what's to come.
"Hey young buck, I gotcha an extra extra large with double expresso shots. You're gonna need that today!"
Congrats bud. I did that for my analyst once. I asked a top bucket analyst if he wanted coffee. When he said yes, I asked the bottom bucket analyst to go get it.
(I'm joking).
Coffee's for closers.
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/coffee-is-for-closers
That's a good one. Next you'll tell me your MD told you good job.
God I wish. Maybe if I tell him about this he will...
My MD actually did get me coffee once... but only because he didn't want me to get out of my chair so I could keep working
Nice! My VP and Director got me protein bars and coffee for lunch when we were on a fire drill (only one person can work on the model). Senior folks get super nice when shits hitting the fan and your the only one who could make sense of the model.
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