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A week ago I met an investment banker. He was the friend of a friend and joined us for drinks. We were talking, having a good time and then someone asked him where he worked. Right as the song ended and the bar became subdued he said "Piper Jaffray." We all laughed so hard to the point where beer came out our noses. He was so embarrassed he faded away into the shadows.

 
GOBA week ago I met an investment banker. He was the friend of a friend and joined us for drinks. We were talking, having a good time and then someone asked him where he worked. Right as the song ended and the bar became subdued he said "Piper Jaffray." We all laughed so hard to the point where beer came out our noses. He was so embarrassed he faded away into the shadows.

This is from Damn it Feels Good to be a Banker right?

 
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GOBA week ago I met an investment banker. He was the friend of a friend and joined us for drinks. We were talking, having a good time and then someone asked him where he worked. Right as the song ended and the bar became subdued he said "Piper Jaffray." We all laughed so hard to the point where beer came out our noses. He was so embarrassed he faded away into the shadows.

This is from Damn it Feels Good to be a Banker right?

no but definitely LSO/ Damn it Feels Good to be a Banker inspired

 

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