I may have just ruined my entire career..

so i'm an intern in the healthcare M&A team at JPM in NY and am from a non-target school from wisconsin so i really need this job

but i was on a call earlier and while i was taking a deuce and my mic must have turned on for some reason just as i dropped a few kids off at the pool

the call stopped and somehow they knew it was me? what the hell.  i said it wasnt but there was only 3 of us on the call.

my line manager has set up a 30 minute meeting on monday. what do i do?

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Did you actually think this was funny while you were typing it out?

 

Not funny. It's actually funny though that you posted this last week and thought this was funny as well

 

so i'm an intern in the healthcare M&A team at JPM in NY and am from a non-target school from wisconsin so i really need this job

but i was on a call earlier and while i was taking a deuce and my mic must have turned on for some reason just as i dropped a few kids off at the pool

the call stopped and somehow they knew it was me? what the hell.  i said it wasnt but there was only 3 of us on the call.

my line manager has set up a 30 minute meeting on monday. what do i do?

Lame.

 

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