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and yes I've changed my name again for the 3rd time, this way I have some anonymity
Mis Ind seems to be one of the few active participants who has been identified as a "probable hot" chick.
But she also mentioned that she is engaged, with a home loving fiance. So before anyone PM her, think ethically.
yeah, but I think people flirt even knowing that someone is taken...they view it as a challenge.
On a side note, does anyone know how many PMs does the PM box hold?
Who wants to bet that Dan will send Mis Ind multiple body shots of himself simply to prove that he is not "flabby".
I tell you though.. those steroids he is taking are certainly taking their toll. Mood swings, unable to perform sexually, loss of confidence.
Dan: Is it really worth it?
its straight. i dont care. i am secure with myself. when you stare into a pc screen for 14hrs/day you get... i dont know. i dont have a word for it. you... I was going to say dont act normal, but thats not the case. you look for others that share your experience and you try to talk with them. i will never meet mis ind, i dont care what any of you think. so who cares, ill say whats on my mind.
also, you know you guys are curious. you know that when i ask "stupid" or unmanly questions you guys look for the answers. the pathetic thing is you guys arent IB. youre in college. you should have mad female confidants. when you actually break into banking you will see how it is. sure i could call some friends. but do i want to right now. no, because 1. at work your mood turn shitty after youve been in the pen for 12hrs. 2. they will start going on about how their wives' are. 3. from this i will get depressed. 4. ill prolly get roid rage and ring some necks in word processing
so fuck off
dude, how do you have time to post so damn much? you're averaging around 7 posts an hour..
Did you pick up this little nugget in one of those informational sessions at your semi-target institution?
P.S. The committee has reviewed its decision following your 3rd nickname change.. I am happy to report that you are still a twat. Congrats.
Same goes for anything goes types of forums. Tons of people, tons of stories, and tons of interesting information. And the great thing about that many people, is you hear news the second it hits. i.e. currently: "Currently Active Users: 1770 (1736 members and 34 guests)".
so if I count up all my posts:
I have about 12000 on my car specific forums, then about 3000 on different brand specific forums, then 21000 on this anything goes forum. In my defense this is over a 5 year period :P
what can I say I'm a postwhore, and like I said before I've had my share of ethug experience...so you calling me a twat doesn't bother me at all :)
b/c during the day i am bullshitting with collegues and this message board until my assoc drops shit in my lap. and at night i am waiting for the copy center to finish this shit so i can put this damn fucking book together. so tommorow i can get ripped for some spelling errors that i didnt make. then they will get changed. then the vp will tell me to "wrap my arms around the page coloring." so ill wrap my arms around it, then ill get told that the color is too "in ur face." so ill change it back to what it orignally was. then ill be told "perfect." But the smart analyst like me doesnt follow these directions. he knows what needs to be done and what is bullshit. so, since many sites are blocked, i will fuck around on this board until real work comes my way.
no it is, it takes a real disfunction fuck to post that much on some bullshit message board. IB produces some disfunctional fucks. tust me.
its all about multi-tasking
I'm on it way more than I should be, also. It's all about windowskey+M
i do windows + M
same diff
or control tab
i think i may have outed myself as an excel geek. i must admit, i do love my shortcut
not that i'm saying control tab is an amazing new move...
Windows + M can look suspicious, sometimes alt-tab is more subtle.
ooops i did mean alt and not tab
darnation...
Sometimes when I'm bored at work, I sit around finding new shortcuts with the windows key and alt.
Windows + L = lock your computer
F4 in explorer = drop down url box
or Windows + D
game theory: i'm glad i'm not the only one :-)
F5 = refresh (that's easy) but shift + F5 clears the cache in case explorer gives you an old version of the page.
i hate the idea of having to do info sessions, but meeting loads of people who all want my job does massage the ego
Window-E, launch windows explorer. vewwy vewwy useful.
Flirting with the engaged? Less useful.
I like mis Ind because she's a lot more honest and mature than most of you fooks on here, but it's the sort like "I bet she'd be fun to have lunch with, or have at a party". There are times I think some of you need to get over it and hire a professional.
Hey, I like to flirt. Being engaged doesn't mean one is dead.
However, I agree. I think some of you rich kids should go hire a professional. Check www.postmoderncourtesan.com. She used to be a banker, and she's only like 5-10k per visit.
amen mis ind. i might not be engaged, but have been happily "dating" the same guy for two years....but i still flirt. its a natural thing
I hate to sound bitter and mean, but you're probably what we call "a tease."
i dont need to hire a professional. i have a professional affixed to my left shoulder blade.
Hahaha, nice.
just kidding.
my right shoulder blade :)
aspiringmonkey - if you do want to get into IB then you need to sort it out. i read half that post and tuned out. not being mean/ trying to challenge you to a duel, but seriously....
im too vulgar for mis ind. im back on her shit list
i know, I didn't really put in the effort into that post...those 20,000 posts I talked about, are to blame, because its hard to keep a conversation since by the time you reply to person a, there are 20 other replies, so that develops the need for urgency to get the reply out as fast as possible.
no shes what you call a girl having a conversation
Dan, you are what we call a "virgin." So you should try not to produce what I call a "retort" to my posts.
well he did say he nailed that other analyst
why do you keep talking to me, leave me alone.
Who, me? You replied to my post where I accused her of probably being something of a tease. So I replied back to your dumb 3.2 GPA ass.
ive nailed two analysts. and i have respect for women. so i will say i have made love to two other analysts.
that is true, but i do like them very much. and one of them, i date. so i dont see them as a one night stand or a hookup as zala might say, as he is in high school
Dan, this is hilarious. I'll just point out that you're the one asking the most basic basic shit about girls/dating - on a finance messageboard of all places.
wow...leave a message board for two seconds and all hell breaks loose!!
Zala: I potentially am a tease...most girls are, that doesn't make me a bad person! Most social people are natural flirts...if that person is attached then they're a tease.
Don't blame Dan's rage, he's on steroids because he feels unhappy about his body.
I know, most women are. I'm just blowing steam for when I am talking to a girl for a while and then realize she has been with her boyfriend for 5 years.
ive explained this numerous times. if you lack the most fundamentla reading comprehension skills i am truly sorry -B.
see, lvingdream, a women is always needed to hold the glue toghether
Dude, what is wrong with your spelling and grammar? How the fuck did you get into and stay in Yale? Were you sick the day they taught plurals in 1st grade?
zala is stalking you
doesn't mean we're happy in our relationships...just that we're in them
ur not happy in ur relationship
so you pretty much stay in the relationship for the sake of being in the relationship?
what is PM
allows you to send messages to people
wow...do i have some relationship experts here??
PM might be private wealth management
i was thinking personal massage. because you know, accoridong to everybody else on this board i: 1. Roid Rage 2. sexually disfunctional 3. sex addict 4. ms ind lover
its called a typo, yes i no how to spell together
aspmonk: so you've never stayed in a relationship because its easier than ending it? i don't hate him, he's not been a dick, the sex is ok, he makes me laugh, we've got some mutual friends....
excuse me if i type fast. flashbang, i notice you are very critical of everybody on this board, but at the same time you contribute nothing. how bout u, um, lets say, fuck off.
OK Dan, you are right. I will stop after this one. Probably.
earlier..
i like to type fast. on this message board why write know when u can just go -no
i'm not without fault..i know I spelt seriously wrong in a different post...as long as you don't mix up your and you're and their and there then i don't hate you
would you hate me if i mixed those up
ur rt y typ wrds wn u cn typ ltrs
although I'll admit, giving up a guaranteed source of punnani as an Ibanker is probably tough, because you have no free time to go out and meet new people.
aspmonk: because as a female IBer i don't haeve that luxury.
a) i work shitty hours compared to the rest of the world b) i don't really want to date another IBer c) most guys can't handle my job d) especially b/c i earn way more than them..
help me out...!!
Break up with your boyfriend if you're seriously just staying together because it's convenient. Taht is no way to live. Don't be one of those weak girls who's terrified of being alone and independent.
Wow me and zala are agreeing on something, hell must have frozen over.
yeah thats why I made my second post :)
but if you are asking for help in getting a guy...are you looking for a random hookup? or a relationship? Because there are different options you can try depending on which you want.
errr...whatever gave you the impression that i'm terrified of being alone?? That's BS.
the "help me out" comment was tongue in cheek!
I get hit on all the time, I could hook up most nights, I choose not to. There's nothing wrong with the boyfriend as such...there's just no ...spark. And I don't want to drown the puppies right now
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