I wanna do it so bad
I wanna. I’m sniffing to write how humbled I am on LinkedIn. How humbled I am to be BETTER I AM THEN ALL OF YOU DELOITTE KIDS (woaaaaaahh) I have the URGE to just FLEX on these NORMIES who didn’t have their entire lives planned out since sophomore year of HIGH SCHOOL. That LinkedIn post is gonna be goated, and I’m gonna put a MASSSIVE sign of the corporation where ima work, but I’m also gonna mention how it’s WALLSTREET and thank my MOM for birthing me to crush these pwc nerds
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actually, i do
I also think it’s pretty funny
This didn’t age well
shut up RBC
This sounds like a drunk state school freshman
"DELOITTE KID" or "pwc nerd" spotted ^
- That one Rutgers kid that got a BB offer
Don’t forget diversity
"DoNt FOrGet diVerSIty"
diverse candidates out here clapping cheeks while you're out here projecting your trash personality on this forum lmao. Mr. "diversity doesn't deserve it! I do bc I am special like mommy and daddy say all the time!" headass XD
Honestly PwC/Deloitte/Accenture jackoffs flex post on LinkedIn way, way more often than IB guys do. If I had a dollar for every 10-paragraph Big 4 “Thank You” post I’ve seen, I’d have enough money to buy out WSMM and make their victims whole.
I love how in a couple days Sam has become a complete fucking meme on this site
LOOL mans a clown. he reached out to me like 200 times
And if I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have 2 dollars and a whole bunch of counterfeits
Working banking hours while earning 67k all in is a sad, sad story :(
You don’t work as bad hours as IB. You are paid less comparably and recruiting isn’t nearly as hard. big 4 audit and tax interviews are almost all behavioral.
Tbf so are most BB interviews
As former big 4 can fully attest to the superfluous amount of cringe-worthy thank you posts.
That being said 67k is a bit low. I was at like 100k all-in after two years in audit. Shit compared to IB but good in the grand scheme.
Please don’t tell me that’s how it really is though
Congrats on that GS India offer.
Get fockin' R E K T M8
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