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- 3pm: rise, Chivas Regal with morning papers
- 3:45 Cocaine, another glass of Chivas, another Dunhill
- 4:05 pm by the way, First cup of coffee, and a Dunhill
- 4:15 Cocaine, another Dunhill...
- 4:30 Cocaine... cocaine...cocaine...coffee, Dunhills
Cocaine at 5.45
- 6 o’ clock Smoking grass, to take the edge off the day

- 7pm, lunch; Margaritas, a taco salad, onion rings, carrot cake, bean fritter, cocaine
OK, 9pm Start snorting cocaine seriously
- 10pm Drops acid, whooaaa!
- 11pm I don’t know what that is, cocaine, and grass, cocaine etc. etc
- 12 midnight get to work

 

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