I'm Leaving This Shitty Country
I fucking hate the US. Wages lag behind even stagnant economies such as the UK and Australia, taxes are sky-high with no infrastructure or social benefits to show for it and the quality of living has fallen immensely in relative terms compared to China or other up-and-coming countries. This country is also dangerous as hell (China has 11% of our crime rate, Canada has 15%, EU has 19%, we have had 288 mass shooting in schools alone in the last decade).
Is there a country that I can illegally immigrate to (I'm willing to forego social benefits, as long as forged documents can pass background checks)? I'm thinking Switzerland/Hong Kong because of how developed they are and their stratospheric salaries compared to NYC, even before tax, or maybe China/Indonesia for the lucrative opportunities to set up businesses in heavy industry, software or white-shoe services given their eye-popping economic growth and massive markets.
Any advice for a soon to be ex-American monkey?