"Incoming Summer IBD Analyst INTERVIEWEE" at X
Removed. Profile was obviously set up as a joke, but the flinging on MS just demonstrates that it went over the head of some monkeys...
Removed. Profile was obviously set up as a joke, but the flinging on MS just demonstrates that it went over the head of some monkeys...
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I suspect this is a joke profile. I could be wrong, though. But a major in ancient alien history sounds rad.
This is probably the best part of it:
"Significantly increased revenue and shareholder value by persistently inquiring if clients would like fries with that"
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