Guy from my college’s LinkedIn profile is a cringe goldmine:
“Ex-JPM” in headline: completed a Corporate Banking internship there 18months ago.
“Wharton” in header: did a summer exchange course there.
Thoughts? Surely not good practice
| +236 | UBS Healthcare | 49 | 10h |
| +68 | UBS MDs Treat Employees like Dogshit, Data to Prove it | 11 | 2h |
| +61 | Shana tova - happy new year | 12 | 3h |
| +59 | More diversity needed in the industry | 11 | 2d |
| +48 | NYC Wall Street Run Club | 13 | 2d |
| +33 | Lost all ambition / don’t care at all anymore | 12 | 9m |
| +25 | What is the role of an analyst at your firm? | 3 | 2h |
| +21 | Feeling a bad pattern forming. I need some help | 3 | 4d |
| +19 | Reaching out to interviewer who rejected me | 2 | 3d |
| +17 | "Don't include firm in Cover Letter's file name" | 6 | 3h |
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Happy to post a pic of it
Then fucking do it
who cares
Probably anyone who actually worked at JPM or actually went to Wharton don’t want some random international student from HK claiming to be one of them...?
There are people right now working at JPM in roles ranging from cleaners, to Jamie Dimon's, and to all others in between the two; regardless of rank, this is of zero concern to anyone. Similarly, of those who will attend, are attending, and have attended Wharton...this is irrelevant to anyone's lives. This whole situation is of zero importance and influence, and it's stupidly petty to be getting your panties in a twist over it. And even just in general, petty shit like this is just that..petty. But there's always threads popping up trying to get some strange 'justice' or whatever. It's weird as fuck.
People on this site are just so fucking sensitive, goddamn. Let shit go.
You should not concern yourself with these petty things. These desperate validation seekers will eventually learn the error of their ways. And if they don’t, they’ll pay the price one way or another from looking like a buffoon.
Modern day great gatsby
Fake it till you make it, bro
Obviously you didnt go to Wharton or work at JPM. No one gives a shit honestly. Only ER losers like you care
LMAO I don’t even live in the US.... but I go to a school with equal (or more) prestige (Oxbridge). Also, I’m a “sophomore”... so I’m not too concerned that I’m doing ER at a global bank while still 19.
It's always easy to identify the kids who were beaten up and put in lockers in high school
State of human civilisation
this is what happens when you spend too much time looking at the finmeme accounts
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