Guy from my college’s LinkedIn profile is a cringe goldmine:
“Ex-JPM” in headline: completed a Corporate Banking internship there 18months ago.
“Wharton” in header: did a summer exchange course there.
Thoughts? Surely not good practice
| +299 | I Snuck Into UBS Office And Took A Shit On The Floor | 28 | 11h |
| +287 | TPH V.S. Mizuho [HOU] | 36 | 1d |
| +244 | Why leave restructuring for M&A? | 30 | 11h |
| +229 | Best Power/Renewables/Energy Teams? | 38 | 9h |
| +223 | Houston 2026 Oil & Gas Investment Banking Rankings | 53 | 17m |
| +187 | Centerview HC group falling off? | 30 | 10h |
| +183 | Actual EB List | 27 | 20h |
| +177 | Predicted 1Q 2027 Story - UBS IB blames Outlook Outage for Down Quarter | 35 | 1h |
| +173 | Incoming TPH Analysts Larping as PWP on LinkedIn | 24 | 2h |
| +167 | How does getting staffed on an "account" work? | 40 | 1h |
Career Resources
Get instant access to lessons taught by experienced private equity pros and bulge bracket investment bankers including financial statement modeling, DCF, M&A, LBO, Comps and Excel Modeling.
Happy to post a pic of it
Then fucking do it
who cares
Probably anyone who actually worked at JPM or actually went to Wharton don’t want some random international student from HK claiming to be one of them...?
There are people right now working at JPM in roles ranging from cleaners, to Jamie Dimon's, and to all others in between the two; regardless of rank, this is of zero concern to anyone. Similarly, of those who will attend, are attending, and have attended Wharton...this is irrelevant to anyone's lives. This whole situation is of zero importance and influence, and it's stupidly petty to be getting your panties in a twist over it. And even just in general, petty shit like this is just that..petty. But there's always threads popping up trying to get some strange 'justice' or whatever. It's weird as fuck.
People on this site are just so fucking sensitive, goddamn. Let shit go.
You should not concern yourself with these petty things. These desperate validation seekers will eventually learn the error of their ways. And if they don’t, they’ll pay the price one way or another from looking like a buffoon.
Modern day great gatsby
Fake it till you make it, bro
Obviously you didnt go to Wharton or work at JPM. No one gives a shit honestly. Only ER losers like you care
LMAO I don’t even live in the US.... but I go to a school with equal (or more) prestige (Oxbridge). Also, I’m a “sophomore”... so I’m not too concerned that I’m doing ER at a global bank while still 19.
It's always easy to identify the kids who were beaten up and put in lockers in high school
State of human civilisation
this is what happens when you spend too much time looking at the finmeme accounts
Aliquam deserunt omnis ut eos eum deserunt non. Perspiciatis et sed quam. Fugiat culpa sint voluptates et sit ipsum iure.
Animi cum sint libero necessitatibus modi vitae. Qui totam vero animi dolorum est in aspernatur. Cum quo rerum fuga debitis modi. Quia fugit quidem corrupti quidem. Qui ut non laborum reiciendis delectus quo est. Quae occaecati architecto sint quisquam autem labore magnam.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...