Intern claims “ex-JPM”

Guy from my college’s LinkedIn profile is a cringe goldmine:

“Ex-JPM” in headline: completed a Corporate Banking internship there 18months ago.

“Wharton” in header: did a summer exchange course there.

Thoughts? Surely not good practice

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There are people right now working at JPM in roles ranging from cleaners, to Jamie Dimon's, and to all others in between the two; regardless of rank, this is of zero concern to anyone. Similarly, of those who will attend, are attending, and have attended Wharton...this is irrelevant to anyone's lives. This whole situation is of zero importance and influence, and it's stupidly petty to be getting your panties in a twist over it. And even just in general, petty shit like this is just that..petty. But there's always threads popping up trying to get some strange 'justice' or whatever. It's weird as fuck.

People on this site are just so fucking sensitive, goddamn. Let shit go.

 

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