Investment Banks with the Stupidest Names
So many banks with absolutely stupid names.
I remember someone reaching out to me about a position at Piper. LOL, like I want to sully my resume with a bank that shares a name with my 6 year old niece
Jefferies is also a really stupid name. Sounds sort of try hard but not actually elite/distinguished (much like the bank itself)
Cowen is a stupid name
KippsDesanto is a stupid name
How hard is it to name your bank Centerview or Evercore and call it a day? Why the need to include your ridiculous surname in the mix
Stifel Nicolaus also really lame.
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Bruh, easily Houlihan Lokey
Patches O’Houlihan
Lazard Bc it looks like lizard
Prestige Worldwide. The Partners play the drums though -pretty cool guys.
Goldman - it should be Goldperson to be cool and woke
I’m laughing imagining a VP saying this on a Friday night. Hope ur not killing your analysts
Jefferies is top 8 banks in the world ya twat
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