IB at JPM. I used to use the espresso pod machine on the Sales and Trading floor because we don't get one.
Someone snitched before quarantine started and the machine was gone but somehow an analyst friend of mine was still getting her espresso.
when we get go to back to the office Im going to find you. Just telling you now before you crawl back to your rathole.
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