I don’t work on Wall Street (hopefully one day) but I have to ask, what’s the most insane shit you’ve done to stay awake. Anything from hard drugs to self inflicted injury, what did it take to stay awake?
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Got an email that said if I don’t get the deliverable by 7am, he’s going to make sure I’m done by 8am. Scared me to death. On one hand, I got it done by 2am. On the other hand, my monthly therapy costs are now like $400.
Your MD or VP said that?
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