MD wants me in the office; I'm in the wrong country
Need some help here boys. MD went on a business trip this week so our team was "working from home". This is a boutique in London, tiny team (<10 people). I took the opportunity to hop on a 2hr flight and work from a different country, where I'm visiting some friends.
So the problem is that the MD wants us back in office on Friday, because he'll be back in office. No one at the firm knows I'm not in the UK. What's a good excuse to continue working from home on Friday? I'll be back in office on Monday so just need something for one day. Right now thinking about going with "I have chlamydia" or the standard "I have food poisoning", what are some other options here?
Fever/ cold hinting at Covid perhaps? That should do it.
Best excuse I've seen is saying you have a delivery with an unspecified time or long time frame ie 10-6
Bruh, are u serious
Yeah. This intern didn't come into the office that day......
break your arms, both of them
Hi, thanks for this. After u break 1 arm, how do u break the other?
Make a friend.
This is your MD, thanks for letting us know
explosive poos cant come in unless he wants you to ruin the toilet and even then you might not make it completely there
Covid symptoms such as cold, running-nose
You went to the zoo and got eaten alive by a polar bear
And the bear didnt bother to chew much so he’ll shit you out whole by monday
Hahahah sb’ed
Tell him you're busy doing his mom
Thanks Intern
Hardest of Hardos😂
Hardest of Hardos😂
Np bud
Covid is the best for this - “I’m waiting on test results so will stay home out of an abundance of caution”. Then on Monday say you tested negative and save your actual “testing positive” for a two week WFH break
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