Most JACKED Banks Ranking

What's up alpha's! Just wanted to make a quick post to highlight some of the SICK GAINS seen across the street. They say the more built you are, the more mandates you win, so these banks are the most up and coming!!!

  1. PWP (Pumped with Passion) - Frequently have analysts crank out models shirtless
  2. JPM (Just Pure Muscle) - Their snack room is entirely tren and mass gainer
  3. UBS (Utterly Built Sigmas) - Big on bulking and DELETING 30 ounce steaks for lunch
  4. Pumper Sandler - I hear you have to bench at least 315 to get put on a live deal
  5. Swole-is (Formerly known as Moelis) - Their superday is entirely testing your maxes

Let me know if I missed any of the most swole banks to work for. Keep on grinding!

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