Most prestigious ways to pee?

I am sick of such threads. What is left now?

Most prestigious ways to pass wind? Most prestigious ways to floss your teeth?

Not sure why prestige is a major factor..there are better ways to evaluate opportunities:

Where can I develop my skills? What opportunities will give me skills to engage with stakeholders? How are training and developing opportunities?

I met someone the other day who asked me about exit ops in a tech firm. He is like 14 odd days old in the firm. Are you frigging kidding me?

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Drop your trousers to your ankles and hit the urinals. Assert your dominance

 
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