MTV's Banker Reality Show...Hilarious!

So check this out...MTV has a reality show for bankers who can't afford their lifestyle.

As the nation's top bankers defend their way of life on Capitol Hill, MTV is readying reality shows about bankers whose lifestyles have been downsized.

Here's the ad:

Were you living large but hit hard by the current economic situation? Did you have a pimped out crib and now have to downsize? Has your new financial status affected your relationships because you can no longer play with the high rollers? Are you dating someone who had it all, but find yourself disappointed to have to swap five course entrees for five dollar footlongs? Do you feel that you can't possibly give up the life you worked for, but are left with no other choice? If you have answered 'yes' to any of these, then MTV would like to hear your story. If you appear to be between the ages of 17-28 and can't afford your lifestyle and would like to share your story please email us DIRECTLYat [email protected]. Please include a your name, your story, a phone number and a photo.

Anyone interested?....lol

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drexelalum11The Michael Moore thing looks ten times worse than this MTV project

( http://dealbreaker.com/2009/02/who-wants-to-be-a-hero.php )

Talk about class warfare.

I read some of the comments under the article and they're absolutely hilarious. A must read.

This one caught my interest:

"Blaming the banks for the economic crisis is like Michael Moore blaming a fork for making him fat."

 

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