NBA players as bankers

Curious how this would turn out based on personality and skill. Lebron would be Goldman? Kobes would be Moelis by how sweaty his workouts could be? Grinding fellow colleagues to the bone. Here's a short list of my bucketing and feel free to shit on me

Goldman: Lebron, Giannis, Durant, Kareem Morgan Stanley: James Harden, Steph Curry JPM: Jimmy Butler, Joel Embid, Shaq Moelis: Kobe, Michael Jordan PJT:Jimmy Butler Jefferies: Damian Lillian’s Citi: Kyle Lowry

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