Ok how badly did I mess up?

so i'm an intern in the industrials coverage team at JPM in NY and am from a non-target school from delaware so i really need this job

but i was on a call earlier and while i was taking a deuce and my mic must have turned on for some reason just as i dropped a few kids off at the pool

the call stopped and somehow they knew it was me? what the hell.  i said it wasnt but there was only 3 of us on the call.

my line manager has set up a 30 minute meeting on monday. what do i do?

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so i'm an intern in the industrials coverage team at JPM in NY and am from a non-target school from delaware so i really need this job

but i was on a call earlier and while i was taking a deuce and my mic must have turned on for some reason just as i dropped a few kids off at the pool

the call stopped and somehow they knew it was me? what the hell.  i said it wasnt but there was only 3 of us on the call.

my line manager has set up a 30 minute meeting on monday. what do i do?

Why repost this completely unfunny trash 

https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/i-may-have-just-ruined-my-entire…

OP just changed the group and state

 

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