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I'm expecting an offer, and I have a personal exam in the near future. But I could just take the banks medical exam and not personal one if they are going to make me take one. Kill two birds with one stone. Do they make interns take medical exams, or is that just for FT?

 

they examine your cock and balls while performing a colonoscopy simultaneously, no 6 pack no job..

"death is nothing, but to live defeated is to die everyday" ~Napolean Bonaparte
 

listen dude this isnt the fucking military...they arent gonna make you duckwalk, hold your hands over your head and then play fuck fuck games with you. they're just gonna piss, blood, or hair test you to make sure you arent a shitbag. after this process you work 19 hours like a zombie and make large amounts of money. that is all.

"death is nothing, but to live defeated is to die everyday" ~Napolean Bonaparte
 

Common sense is no longer even on the radar when it comes to interviewing candidates apparently

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Word, son.

High cholesterol is a nonstarter.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 

I JUST ABOUT did enough push ups in my test today. Now I'm ready to touch Excel. Phew.

“I am only resolved to act in that manner, which will, in my own opinion, constitute my happiness, without reference to you, or to any person so wholly unconnected with me.” —Jane Austen
 

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