Prestige level of new HLHZ logo

Old version had retro chic, looked badass strapped to the back of an HP-12C (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/th…)

New one is very generic. Globe = not America = weak, no freedom (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/…)

HLHZ analysts how does it feel to be cucked by your marketing team?

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When I saw their ugly new logo slapped across somebody's LinkedIn announcement, I was immediately relieved that I went with my Nomura sushi-station offer.

 

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