In the spirit of the accomplished monkeys who have similar threads, I will be taking any questions about investment banking and private equity.
My quals: I have read every post here on WSO and want to give back to my fellow monkeys.
Ask away!
| +149 | Piper Sandler in talks to acquire PWP | 66 | 1h |
| +141 | Just One More Year | 11 | 2d |
| +116 | UBS Appears to be Exploring Sale | 17 | 9m |
| +79 | Bringing Deals as a Vice President | 25 | 6h |
| +75 | Paradise Is Paradise | 5 | 1d |
| +38 | Q&A | Investment Banking Analyst, UBS | 2 years in investment banking | 11 | 2d |
| +32 | M&A is Paradise | 1 | 3d |
| +31 | Will they pay Directors $1mm+? | 14 | 3d |
| +29 | Drunk VP. How to manage? | 15 | 2h |
| +26 | Best Groups at UBS NY | 10 | 1d |
Career Resources
Get instant access to lessons taught by experienced private equity pros and bulge bracket investment bankers including financial statement modeling, DCF, M&A, LBO, Comps and Excel Modeling.
me 2 ask me some
Hey tlynch5, this is my informative thread. Please start your own. Plus I doubt you have my qualifications.
Please any real questions
As a upcoming 3rd year college student with a non-quantitative major, what are my odds of landing an IB summer internship or job after college? What should my future plans entail so I can land a IB job?
If hearts are diamonds and spades are not spades...what is the probability of getting a royal flush in a game of go fish?
Have you ever masturbated in the office? If so, were you more "productive" so to speak than outside the office?
What has your success rate been when you've utilized the upper-decker in your repertoire?
i just farted
General Disarry: that is an interesting question.
Joeybruin: your major will not matter as much as your school and GPA. Your future plans should include networking and preparing for junior internship interviews this coming winter.
reddog23: Yes in the stall. I would say less "productive." I had trouble when my MD came into the stall next to me and was on his cell. I worried that he would be able to see me through the reflection in my newly shined shoes. Or hear me at climax.
design: It has been good.
BanditPandit: What caused the fart? Indigestion or just breathing in air while eating?
Molestiae nihil autem ipsum ex. Praesentium laborum odit tempora labore.
Doloremque ea error assumenda quam et. Non ratione id et omnis. Quasi accusamus et quia harum id. Nostrum quae qui distinctio tempore dolore doloremque nihil.
Quam inventore dolore soluta est illo rerum. Repellendus ipsam placeat exercitationem ratione velit reiciendis. Eos perferendis assumenda perspiciatis quos iste.
Ut rerum dolorem eaque saepe esse quo quod. Consequatur earum sit laboriosam ipsa.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...